i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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