omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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