do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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