How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
