Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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