ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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