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Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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