...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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