And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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