She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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