Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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