Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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