problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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