I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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