Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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