friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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