we made out on top of his cat.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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