if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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