I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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