If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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