The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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