maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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