I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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