Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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