There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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