This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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