there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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