He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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