How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
not ubering you a puppy
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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