that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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