question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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