: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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