At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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