Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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