weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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