Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
what day is it and did you see me today?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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