windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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