we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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