I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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