I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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