He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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