Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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