If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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