I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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