There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
