making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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