It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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