question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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