glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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