I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I AM VODKA MAN
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
A bitchslap is in order.
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