Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
A+ Viking dick
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