Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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