Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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