Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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