I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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