maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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